BATTERIES INCLUDED
Six things almost every app needs, and almost nobody wants to arrange: knowing what is happening in it, telling you about it, making sense of what people write, holding on to what they upload, keeping your keys safe, and getting on with work in the background. Every Saasie has all six, from the first day it is live.
Count how many people finish signing up, and email me when somebody reports a problem.
SIGNUPS · LAST 30 DAYS
1,284
across four plans
Analytics ✦ Email ✦ AI ✦ Files ✦ Keys ✦ Background work ✦ Already connected ✦ Included in the price
WHAT’S INCLUDED
Your Saasie counts the things it was built to care about — people signing up, orders going through, the form nobody ever finishes — and you can ask it how the last month went whenever you want to know. Nothing is sampled, and nothing is sold on to anybody.
Every Saasie gets its own sending address the moment its name is claimed, so it can tell you that something needs looking at without a mail account, a provider, or a domain to prove. A handful of messages a day — the kind you want to get.
Ask it to shorten the week’s messages into something you can read over coffee, sort what came in by what it is actually about, or draft the reply you were going to write anyway. Your Saasie can do that by itself — with no AI subscription in your name, no key to paste in, and nothing to top up.
A photo somebody uploads, a spreadsheet they send you, the receipt your app made this morning. It keeps them, hands them back when they are asked for, and does it without a storage account in your name or a folder on somebody’s laptop.
Most apps need a key to something — the service that takes the card payments, the one that checks the address. Yours holds them where nobody can read them back out, not even you, and not the agent that built it. When the key is somebody else’s, your Saasie can ask them for it directly.
Some jobs are too slow to make anyone wait — resizing the picture, sending the weekly summary, tidying up at midnight. Your Saasie puts them aside and gets to them, and they survive it being restarted, updated, or having a quiet night.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
All of this exists behind your Saasie. You are simply never the one holding it, renewing it, or being emailed about its pricing change.
Nothing to sign up for and no tracker bolted on afterwards. Your Saasie counts its own numbers because it was built to.
No sending account, no monthly minimum, and no verification step to get through before your app can say anything.
No account with an AI company, no key to paste in, and no bill that grows with every word your app reads.
No storage account, no buckets to name, and no bill that arrives because somebody uploaded a video.
Nowhere to keep them, nothing to remember, and no spreadsheet with a password in it going round by email.
No keys, no settings, no wiring. All six are already part of the app on the day it goes live.
All three are covered by what you already pay for the Saasie. None of them appears anywhere as a line of its own.
What we ask of you is the sentence describing the app. That is still the entire list.
WORTH BEING PLAIN ABOUT
ALREADY IN THERE